I referred to my trip to the Luis Buñuel film festival as "going to the boonies" one time and now I'm facing an excommunication hearing at the cinema society
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the world yearns for novelty buttplugs that make funny noises when you fart. train whistle, duck call, kazoo. I'd do it myself but I lack entrepreneurial verve
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what was the original one-button interface? that's right. the humble tummy
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when you're young, you think: blowing out is the enemy of candle, so air must be the enemy of fire. but no! it is a lie it is a trick it is a ploy by SECRET LOVERS air and fire. they play their games to make you think it's safe to leave them to their smoldering affair. but beware
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you grow up hearing people do stupid, kinda racist impressions of Al Pacino in Scarface. then you finally watch Scarface and it turns out Al Pacino is also doing a stupid, kinda racist impression of himself in Scarface
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youtube poops are the modern democratization of experimental film
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This hard but important post captures something I've wanted to express for years but have never found the words (or the courage) to say out loud. I try very, very hard to avoid getting outright angry at the people in my life who take no precautions against COVID. I tell myself over and over that their behavior is a product of larger structural forces that shape their understanding of themselves and of reality. This helps. It keeps me sane in an insane world.
And when I talk to people about COVID, I am as non-confrontational as I know how to be. I frame everything in terms of my own safety measures and say nothing about theirs. This keeps me sane as well, because I do not have the energy or the skill or the grace to try to convince everyone I…
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Quark DS9: I wonder what the Vortas' favorite food is...
Me: What is humans' favorite food?
Me, a second later: dumpling -
I just learned that Bette Midler's big break into stardom came from singing in a gay bathhouse, because NYC gays were such immense tastemakers pre-AIDS. What a wonderful little factoid.
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Noam Chomsky's evil twin
Yes'm Chomsky